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Articles by whorecurious

whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
What about that..   6/16/2019

A buddy ask me the something day... He said if me and your wife had sex <br><br> And I got her pregnant would that make us kin...haha <br><br> I said nope... <br><br&


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Back from Iraq   5/3/2019

A buddy of mine got back from Iraq, third tour as a marine. They really do use camels as the main means of transportation. They have to take a camel driving test, they give on mon., wed. and fri. They


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
A Blonde Husband   5/3/2019

women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, getting a boob job." <br><br> The second wo


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Scotish Obituary   3/23/2019

A Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. <br><br> The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
That's a Lawyer   3/23/2019

As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?" <br><br> The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Texas Lawyer   3/18/2019

No Offense to Texans, Lawyers, Judges, Grandparents, or anyone else. <br><br> Lawyers should never ask a Texas grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. <br><br


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
At the Funeral   2/24/2019

A cardiologist died and was given an eleborate funeral. <br><br> A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service. <br><br> Following the eulogy, th


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Cotton Candy   2/24/2019

So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. <br><br> He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop, shoving sweets in his mouth as fast as possible. <br


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Man ask the Doctor   2/11/2019

Do you think I shall live until I'm ninety, doctor?" "How old are you now?" "Forty." "Do you drink, gamble, smoke, or have you any vices of any kind?" <br>


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Woman buys a Gun   2/11/2019

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "Its for my husband, " she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?&qu


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Marriage Game   2/5/2019

My girlfriend said to me last night, “You treat our relationship like some kind of game!” <br><br> Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance!!!!!!!


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Penis Book   2/5/2019

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?" <br><br> The librarian checks her computer and says, "I don't know


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Grab Them   1/25/2019

Grab'em by the pussy Trump said Did he mean while getting head Cause I do that anyway And don't tell before I spray Then grab them by the tits She says this thing never quits I say I know ain&


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Fighting   1/23/2019

Nine-year- Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody nose... ..., black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he a


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
How it really is   1/23/2019

My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
New Playboy Magazine   12/22/2018

Did you here about the new Playboy book they are coming out with for married men??? <br><br> The centerfold is the same woman every month!!! lol.


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Painting Nuns   12/13/2018

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
anti depressent pill   11/30/2018

Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you a proper prescription. Simply showing your marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough!' lpl


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164  Articles
Marriage Counsler   11/30/2018

After 35 of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the they had been married. On an


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164  Articles
strip poket   11/28/2018

Playing strip poker late one night Losing every hand so I get naked first There is a brunette on my left blonde on my right My cock is throbbing ready to burst <br><br> My wife's alrea


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Startling Sex   11/19/2018

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem ... <br><br> In response the doctor said, &


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Why married women are heavier than single women   11/12/2018

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Nuns at the Hospital   11/12/2018

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to the bill. H


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
wife   10/27/2018

What do you call a woman with no clit?? <br><br> <br><br> ........ <br><br> Nothing she won't cum anyway!! lol


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Hillbilly   10/27/2018

We all know why the chicken crossed the road.. Why did the hillbilly cross the road??? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> . Cause his dick was stuck in the chicken!!!


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
boomerang   10/27/2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back??????? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> . <br><br> A STICK


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
The Day Off   7/10/2018

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. <br><br> “Boss, ” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the atti


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Baseball Game   7/10/2018

One day, the devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. <br><br> Smiling, the Lord proclaimed, “You don’t have a chance. I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and all the greatest players


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
In a Pussy   7/4/2018

I wish I had my cock in a pussy right now It's hard as a rock you want to see How'd you get it that big tell me how I wish you had ask me before I went to Pee!!


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whorecurious 62 C
164  Articles
Lil Johnny first grade   7/4/2018

The first grade teacher walks into class. She sees Johnny sitting there and holding his kitty cat. She says Johnny why do you have your kitty cat at school? <br><br> He says " I heard


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